Gujlish.

- Smileram-Sairam Dave

Noro: Do ​​we want to speak in English today?

Piro: No, if you want to do it in English.

Noro: But where do you know the same English?

Piro: To bhangal - tutal bolish e kya aapni matrubhasha che?

Noro: Really! It is this English that has put the mother tongues on the ventilator.

Piro: Hal Noora! The British broke the country, let's break the English.

Noro: Yes, blood for revenge!

Piro: Lenahi padega varna ele jayega.

Noro: Plural ball of GENTS!

Piro: Easy question 'Gentsu'

Noro: Hahaha ...! So the plural of 'ladies'?

Piro: What else did 'Ladyzu' bring?

Noro: The full form of BSNL?

Piro: Feels like going out on the street.

Noro: So what does RSVP mean?

Pero: Arrive early with a remediator.

Nuro: Wow Elat then MABF?

Pero: Metric Appearance But Fail.

Noro: Then Seven MMP. (7MMP) means?

Pero: barely passed the seventh standard.

Noro: What would the foreigners call this bread?

Piro: What else is the father of pizza?

Noro: Horn OK. Meaning of please?

Piro: Only Bhompuanite.

Noro: True if Chakda rickshaw can be translated into English.

Piro: Three tier open taxi with sound bhak bhak bhak.

Noro: What happens to the pure Gujarati of the film 'Tamnetar'?

Piro: 'Veer with a machine'

Noro: Then Gujarati of 'Titanic'?

Piro: 'Ice Bulldozer'

Noro: Wow! So of Avengers and Game?

Piro: The last da of the headhunters!

Noro: Haan! So why do Peera, Penda's English?

Piro: Only after heating the milk.

Noro: You are the othmir of intellect.

Piro: You are Othmeer of intellect.

Noro: Hey Doba, I'm telling you this.

Piro: Oh Dobbs! Telling

To you

Noro: Now shoot the English.

Piro: Shoot out English.

Noro: You won't improve! Chal Sadhubhai's English says.

Piro: Samadhu: Khiyanu English na thay.

Noro: So do 'Podra'.

Piro: e do cattle. I am a man.

Nooro: Can you say Vevai's Gujarati?

Piro: The one who sees Y on the way.

Noro: Blind is blind but psychic is blind?

Piro: Nothing happens! In this, English becomes blind.

Noro: English tax of Bangadi Nandvani.

Piro: First you do this in Gujarati.

Noro: Let's translate this into English!

Piro: Brother, don't ask the question of marriage.

Noro: The English ball move of the watershed.

Piro: You do this in Gujarati first. Relatives of this lunar eclipse?

Noro: Gamanu's English.

Piro: Alya all England mathe to'y na thay.

Noro: To masota nu to thaye shake ne?

Piro: Na thay lya! Chhota goes out.

Noro: Translates to shoplifting.

Piro: Alya! This cannot happen once the translation shop is closed.

Noro: The last bus widow is called Vido but Gangaswarup's English?

Piro: Nothing called noora! Praise be to the believer and the mother tongue!

Noro: Jay Gujarati.

Piro: Jai Jai Gujarati.

Tweak

All of these ask for the help of others,

Kya gaju che emnu ke koino aaghat poochhe!

I saw a dream last night, how I saw it!

A bird asks itself before eating chana!

- Poet Harsh Brahmbhatt (Thanks from 'Jadu Chu' when you meet)