All this can no longer see Diwali!

- Spectrometer-Jay Vasavada

- Some things will come back by changing the look, maybe some will be antique special as it is old but many will be lost forever!

Write an article under this title almost a decade ago. Things that were announced at one time and whose death note has been written today. Most of the things he predicted for the flag to collapse have actually reached the Graveyard Ops Scrapyard. Walkman, photography film negatives, round dial telephones, floppy disks, audio cassettes, fax machines, typewriters, carriages, keypad mobiles, antenna boosters and cable TV connections, black and white TVs. All have been buried. Bye bye. Everything went smoothly in front of my eyes. Extinct. Straight into the coffin.

The memory of the things that are becoming remnants of such a fast-paced attraction haunts the penmen. Most of the Gurjar creators have been immersed in a constant nostalgic state without any age barrier and peeked into the hindsight.

So this Diwali coming up close (literally, passing away means passing away!) Is to be a little sad or salute instead of remembering things or lifestyles or habits (meaning, cry cry ... you know!) If there is a Goddess, let's give things that are soon to be joined in the March Past of 'Muj Viti Tuj Vitshe'.

Things that are not at all deadly, but it can be assumed that the god of time has shortened his lifespan. Some of these things are even taking their final breath on a proper ventilator. Many are like AIDS / cancer patients. If it looks awkward from the outside, then the countdown inside has started! So the future of some of them is like a dangerous exercise. May survive, but the chances of extinction are high!

So, it's still a mess - but what if we do a checklist of things that Zazi Diwali is not destined for? Things that are hard to find in the mainstream for decades, even if they are found and preserved as vintage. What could be the possibility of moving from a house to a museum or from a home screen (desktop is also getting old) to a recycle bean soon?

Even though the villages are still visible, the DTH lot has been torn. Consider DTH's (Direct to Home) dish a luxurious toy, but the magic of OTT and Fire Stick seems to clear the ground in TV as well as mobile. Ditto Scanner & Photocopier aka Xerox. Which is still in full swing due to the man-made documentation system (and the government!). Even in metros around the world, faxes have to be found in broad daylight with a lamp. In the age of scanner apps with mobile cameras, scanners are also losing importance in corporate life. One day a digital camera can swallow a scanner free world. When technology such as panoramic view or superzum is present, the only document that survives is a printer that prints out the device.

Perhaps such is the gloomy future of landline phones. In mobile, the model with keypad today looks like a cart in front of a plane relative to the touchscreen. Now laptops also come with a touchscreen tab with a stylus pen. Speech recognition and text reader software will do the rest. The side effect is that half of the TV and half of the laptop has become mobile, so what does one remember about a landline phone?

Ditto CD-DVD player. L.P. Records still preserve the hobby. But these shiny plaques of the cassette age called Krishna's Sudarshan Chakra's Adaka Bhukka, it has not happened more often. But Blu-ray Disc, Clarity, Quality and Storage Capacity was committed to shortening the cycle of CD-DVD cyclical rule in the Delhi Sultanate's Twari Ada. The cost of the knot is that the cleavage has rotted in the basket at the price of throwing it in many malls. Large laptop companies no longer even offer DVD drives. Everything is online in the cloud.

The same will happen to the USB port to the pen drive for the same reasons. Everything is transferred directly online again. There is a problem with speed right now. But the 'C cable' that has come in the charger in the high speed internet, which will be 3G, will rule when companies like Apple change universally.

A similar crisis is to be fought a few years later with numbered glasses. Pratap has to find another adjective for Vedia-Bochia Nerds-Geeks instead of spectacles for laser surgery and constantly updating lenses. (Even if Big B was wearing Bapuji's old glasses and staring at the computer!) It would be just as interesting to watch the wristwatch! The design status as a branded fashion jewelry gives oxygen to the wristwatch. The rest of the Gandhi imprint hangs on the clock, while the digital clock swings in the pocket of the pants in the mobile. Allready wristwatch companies are facing a Great Depression in sales. What is sold is more like jewelry than timepieces. If hair transplant becomes cheaper and hair weaving becomes easier, baldness disappears except in old age and if a new method of liposuction is introduced, the girth of the growing tumor decreases without disease!

The antique (av) Dasha photoframe is also to be found in the special case, as seen in the special case of the royal bed and the comfortable wooden chairs. Considered a favorite marriage gift, this item is going to be a digital photoframe beat in a slow but steady pace. Ditto, hanging on the wall (Vijay Mallya's non-Arsik, boring) calendars! Traditional lock - even the key (not locked) has a digital lock already. Clothing bags have quietly made room against the style of plastic-leather-bags! Just like the moped for the fancy avatar of the scooter. Bicycles are now a luxury in the rising price of petrol.

Even though we are barely learning to read together from the Innovative Concept campaign, there are books climbing the ladder for rejuvenation. Magazines are spilling out all over the world. Only market niche limited market siby magazine is all going to be a thing of the past. The space between the newspaper and the TV channel is being filled online. The portable-user-friendly e-reader has dubbed the "advantages of the book versus the disadvantages of the computer" written decades ago as quite the Jurassic era. Given the impact of audio books and colorful e-books on hyper generation, read this newspaper or books may actually be available for viewing in libraries only after some Diwali, well this is probably the early exit of Diwali Kodia! (Footnote for logical reader comrades: This is a prediction of the merger of the book in its present form, not the merger of the book!)

Let's take a look at the world, at home, on the street, in our city. It seems that the product of tube tires will be lost. Diwali will be celebrated in a new way in the trends of bicycle environment and health. But just like the Maruti Fronty, after years, auto rickshaws can go out to sit with camels. Even at the cheap price of petrol and diesel, the currency of the electronic car will increase where the old-fashioned thing is.

The same is true of wiring hanging out of the switchboard. The yellow incandescent bulbs in front of the LEDs are spinning at the same speed as the Diwali fireworks, like a tubelight. Even post office letters and cheap postcards can't live up to the record. Apart from rural poor areas, money orders are going to G-Pay in the era of Paytm and worn out slippers are also on the backseat! Shoes and sandals only.

The same thing is happening with many shops where EVM machines have turned ballot boxes from the present into history. Going for a walk among the decorated shops to see the ronak of Diwali is like thinking. How many of these types of shops will see how many Diwali? Just as STD-PCOs are thrown away like burnt foulser, so are shoemakers' sewing or tailor-made shops disappearing, whether they like it or not (in the cities!). Even those who sell balloons have written less Diwali. Even if the pot sellers want to see more Diwali, the flour mill or laundry can be cleaned. As soon as the cotton pillows disappear, how long will the pinwall shops last till Diwali? And how long will the plaques of the shops painted in Patra protect the ground against the vinyl / plastic of the glossine board?

Some of the dishes served in it, like the copper-brass-iron utensils, are also languishing between life and death. For example, wheat-jaggery top, fenugreek gulka vegetable, praval cantola (remember which hotel or someone's last ate this vegetable, please.)

Is becoming rare. Sick people drink juice, but do not drink ajmo nakheli raab! Rye, Timru, red almond, desi maize, chanibor are not everywhere. Coaching classes are not going to be taught. Dhinchania stopped watching Diwali, now it is not the turn of the habit of sitting on the floor to eat? Blender has done the replacement of Valona, ​​but as long as there are Gujarati fulkapremi tond bhushans, Velana will look at the passage of unwavering years! Bhakri, Mathiyan, Biranj, Dhughra are all in decline. The Fed of Health Consciousness has nakra dried fruit sweets instead of traditional sweets.

And ladies like the queen of the kitchen (which is actually the bedroom)! Fortunately, females will be gone forever on earth, it remains to be seen (Thank God! According to that famous joke, Save the Girl Child is more important than Save Tiger - is it possible to put a tiger on a bike and go for a walk on Sunday evening? Just kid!) But what are the characteristics of this soft silver that can't attract much Diwali? Two ribbons tied! The same bracelets covering the wrists in both hands! Boria tied on oil-soaked hair! Nose, nostrils! Tomato Red Lipstick (When was the last time you saw it except in TV movies?) I wish it would be such a pleasure to go wrong in this - both the eye and the conscience! But apart from festivals or occasions, sari like heavy panetar is declining in the new generation in daily life, Punjabi dress has made sari a cupboard!

How many things can sink into the black hole forming the wheel of change! From mosquito nets to calligraphy of good letters (see font sir, the letter is Kshar-Mortal!) From ration card to Tokaria Bawa! Transistors or fountain pens have gone, so cockroaches or crows don't even look like Zaza to celebrate Diwali! And even Gujarati medium schools will have enough language rangoli on Vikram Samvat 2000 Diwali?

Only digitization can turn a cinema's projector room into an old mansion. After Kovid, OTT's hurricane has literally brought the audience home to the filmmakers. Sardar Udham Hoye that Black Widow Big Interesting Movies Direct comes on the small screen. Now without hype and budget the film will remain a luxury in the theater. Who spends money sitting next to a gutka spitting in the dark to listen to the mobile conversations of some lurkers?

Infect, let's stop this long list here. Because Diwali itself is losing its charm in the metros. Decoration is all right. But instead of rangoli, wallpaper stickers are coming. Fancy lanterns are coming in place of clay pots. The book now seems to be ritualistic enough in a few places. The new generation studying in English medium either grows up and goes abroad, or during Diwali, affluent urban families go abroad with their families. And the explosions are getting less and less. I still don't realize, but when the children in school grow up, let's see that the old famous firecracker habit does not suit the new generation except fireworks. And our inflation is so high that fireworks explode in the stock market! Whose place could be the cryptocurrency casino tomorrow?

Well, such a thought grinder produces a sour feeling. We are becoming so mechanical, robotic that we are not sensitive enough to absorb the tiny tones or faint vibrations of this change. And it is true that we ourselves are not going to see all Diwali, then this world we have created will not be in a standstill! Nature moves old things. Time brings new things. The old evolves into a new form. Rejects what is useless. Diwali and New Year are for the same message. But is it possible to watch a digital video of a party like lighting the galaxy yourself? The words that remain in our memory will live long enough for us!

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