Teacher: Which bird is the most
Fly fast?
Chintu: Too much hurry
Be it!
Judge: 'Tomorrow morning at six o'clock you will be hanged
will be given.'
Hearing this, the criminal laughed out loud:
'Yes... yes... yes...'
Judge: Alya, why are you laughing?
Offender: Laughing? I wake up every day at nine o'clock in the morning!'
Recess fell. In the staffroom, the teachers opened the can and started eating. The Gujarati teacher saw that the Maths teacher was gulping down roti in an empty container. The Gujarati teacher was surprised. He asked, 'There are no vegetables in this box of yours!' The maths teacher said, 'You don't understand. I've got Shaq here!'
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