'Hello, sir do you speak with Gordon Pizza?'


Sir, you did not use a credit card for the drug you last purchased and the cash transaction does not show a bank statement.

'Hello, do you speak with Gordon Pizza?'

'No sir, this is Google pizza'

'Have I entered the wrong number?'

'No sir, Gordon Pizza was a start up. They started the business well. It is now purchased by Google. '

'Oh .. OK .. Never mind. I'd like to order a pizza. '

'Need a pizza every time you order?'

'Do you know what kind of pizza I like? Well, tell me how to make a pizza for me? '

"According to your data storage of Caller ID's, you have ordered 3 slices, double cheese, sausage and thin crust pizza according to your last 3 orders."

'If you don't mind, can I give you one advice? If you order a slice of tomatoes this time, plus 2 slices of yerbach (low-fat and salty cheese) and chiaichi (an Italian dish, whose leaves are green and taste like rye). '

'No. If not do so. I do not like vegatables on pizza and cheese needs to be wrapped in a mouth like cheese. '

'But for some time now your cholesterol is very high.'

'Yeah yeah, okay ... but how do you know that?'

"We have personal information about our clients and their medical reports for the last six years."

'Even though you have it all, give me my pizza just like before and every time. I'm taking cholesterol. Don't worry about me. '

"Hey our dear customer, don't get angry ... let me tell you that you don't even take your medicine regularly and I advise you about pizza."

"Why do you say that? How can you say I'm irregular in medicine?"

"So let's also say that four months ago you bought a box of 3 tablets from the Drugsell network and then you became negligent."

'But then I bought the drug from another drug store.'

'Sorry but that doesn't show up in your credit card transaction.'

'I bought that drug for cash.'

"... but your bank statement does not appear to have taken such cash."

"(The customer's wait is increasing or the world is shaping up to be awful) ... hey man I don't have another source of cash?"

"But, in the last income tax return you filed, there is no other source. That means you get cash from sources that you do not declare."

'(Now the customer is confused.) .. Jannanam goes to your pizza. That's enough. I am struck by this Google, Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp. Leaving it all and moving to an island where there is no internet and no cellphone .. and there is no one to spy on me. '

'I am sympathetic to you sir, but you have to renew your passport as soon as possible ... its expiry five weeks ago. The last trip you made to the United States was a year and a half ago, at Los Angeles on June 7 at 5pm, I ordered 2 slices of double cheese, sausage and thin crust pizza at Pizza Point near Santa Monica. At that time, however, you paid $ 5.5 in cash. '


'(Just where the customer is angrily going to disconnect the phone ..) Hey sir, even if you buy pizza online from someone else or go to the restaurant and order. They too may know more than we have told you about. Even if you are sitting in your 'B-3, Amrapali apartment, Bangalore house, the traffic cannot be cleared for another 5 minutes. So my advice is to go out and not pizza. Before you even turn off the phone, let me tell you that your spouse is also sitting in the uber. Want to know what he's shopping for? '

The customer disconnects the phone with extreme frustration. There, a few minutes later, Jizzy's on my cell phone. There were messages from service-business agencies in relation to pizza and everything else he talked about.

My take on pizza and its half to a dozen franchise offers offering different topping and fat information. From discounts on medicine to delivery of home delivery and medication, to delivery services, agencies have started getting messages. The message that tempted to buy credit cards from different banks was left to brainwash.

Passengers, visa renewal service, travel company, tour operators advertising message and e-mails which are excellent for travel to countries other than the United States. Cholesterol is what works for the Hall Body Check Up Report package. Incometax or any investment, guidance agents even started calling. The extent is when you feel stressed by social media?

So come on .. After visiting our focus and silence center, the e-mail box is bursting as we get tired of deleting e-mails with messages and attached brochures like 'Detox'.

The island was also left ... Spend a vacation in our island .. Visas on Arrival will be found. Starting with ordering this pizza from the Ramayana island, the customer felt frustrated as the housekeeper put the doorbell in place, and the competitors from Uber began to ridicule our message for cheap.

The wife did the shopping only with the credit card of a pizza customer who was the hero of our story, so he did not have to buy what his wife bought for him. On every purchase of a wife, she received the notification on the smart phone. Now the message from the rival companies of the shopping that the wife did is turned on her phone.

The wife entered the house, and to her surprise, she came to her rescue and the car number was also told by her husband. The wife said, "I am tired of cooking today. Call me for a pizza?

Husband said 'My pizza with Yerbach and Cheyachi as well as research ...' wife asked 'why come this time this pizza?' The husband ordered pizza from the phone and switched off the phone and gave a suggestive smile.

This is not the story of all of you but the truth. Each of our movements has a cyber eye. Data spies not only monitor each of our movements but also store and sell them. What these spies do not know is that we create a circle of jealousy or that we do not really live with our hearts, but we are providing the world with a deceitful post on social media. As if we were all in the radar or global positioning system range. At times, it seems as if we can't see a chip that we can't see.

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