Happy Die Day.

- Smileram-Sairam Dave

- As much tension as there is when presenting the budget to the finance minister of the country, Atul feels the same tension every fortnight and gives it to others.

A Tul is my years old friend. It is a living, awake question. His questions sometimes make me doubt that there is a remnant of Atul Harappan culture, right? Wouldn't you like to keep this friend of mine with archeology account in the museum?

Newton was questioned after the apple fell and Atul was questioned even though he had an apple on the tree. Atul considers himself one step more intelligent than Newton in this regard. (However, it is said that no one in the village takes Atul seriously except Atul.) Atul has bags of confidence. He does not complete any work and Atul considers himself an 'omnipotent'. (Atul understands that any work has to be started and then abandoned.) Just like Atul's house is full of prints, milk and vegetables, the hairdresser breaks the packet every day. Atul treats 'Hairday' as his concubine. After Bhabhi, Atul's favorite thing in this world is Herdai. In Atul's own words, 'I am enlightened by the wisdom of my father-in-law and by this hairdo.'

When I ask Atul why do you dye? Then he responds to the excitement that the world does all the black business and I have only black hair, you have a problem with that! ' Seeing Diane always makes me think that this thing has made men female equivalents. The magical mantra of looking young for men is hairdo and makeup for women. Adult men and women pay more attention to 'L'Oreal' than 'Coconut'.

Maharaja Dasharatha saw his white hair in the mirror and decided to give the throne to Rama immediately. When Atul was made to list this episode of Ramayana, he blew the whistle. Atul says I wish Kaikeyi would not have to go to Kopbhuvan and Raghav would not have to go to the forest. 'A hairday man can create a complete Ramayana in his life, Sai a hairday!'

Listening to Atul's dialogue in Nana Patekar style, I became silent and stunned. If we all like white clothes, white flowers and white skin despite being enslaved, then why don't we like our own white hair? Gulabdan Barot, a folk poet from Rajkot, has written in a poem that

'Shwet kapot aru shwet hai hansa,

White key garland beautiful,

Shweta Hai Bail Aru Shweta Hai Bella,

White capilla cost heavy,

Sub Chahat Dant Shwet Ki Shobha,

Shweta vadan sub chahat nari,

Gulabdan sub shwet bhayo sub jagme,

Does a child cost a white acre? '

White cotton from which wo is made. People flock like white swans. White pearl necklaces always look amazing. The white bull also yields a high price. Bella of white flowers means well captivating. The white cow is called the most auspicious. If we want to whiten teeth, our generation has scraped toothpaste tractors. Not only the white teeth of the woman, but also the black-toothed sculptures of faki or tobacco remain for forty-two years. Only white-faced women appear in advertisements. The poet Gulabdan wonders why one does not like one's own white hair when human beings like all white things.

Listening to this poem, Atul says now understand why Sai is in love with this White House? Atul is thus a very sensitive person. (Even if you are not as much as the government ...!) But when presenting the budget to the finance minister of the country, Atul feels as much tension as he does every fortnight and gives it to others. What to say to Herdain in pure Gujarati? 'Cash coloring process' or 'cash enamel' or 'cash coloring'! Let's assume that this cache coloring process does not exist when writing Bhadrambhadra.

Once in fortnight, 'Happy Die Day' comes in Atul's life. No need to take a bath when dyeing. Where is it marked? On the day of dyeing, Atul should finish breakfast (without taking a bath, of course) and meditate for ten minutes in front of the mirror. Calculate which angle of the brain is to be blackened and to what extent. Then Atul's 'saloon journey' begins. 'I'll call in an hour and a half to get hot water ready!' If the final obedient sentences do not reach the sister-in-law, then Atul has run on the way to the saloon on a Honda.

Mr. Black or Brown? Listening carefully to this sub-question under the salonwala's hairdo and ordering black coffee, Adathi Atul answers 'Black only'. After the bus, all the heads that never bow to anyone, do not say anything to anyone, are going straight to the saloon. Atul's head should be blackened in such a way that the asphalt is poured on his head.

We have an old ritual of shaving after soaking. Also if you notice the salon has eight to ten types of dye-shampoo-facewash arranged in the closet like a food coat. But the customer gets the item here according to his pocket capacity. Often, those with less hair are more likely to fall in love with certain salon shampoos.

When Atul picks up the phone after dyeing, the mobile must be painted in a dark color. In this way, Atul's phone, nightdress t-shirt and thin neck robe are constantly dyed dark. Atul is not satisfied after blackening his hair with expensive dye. Going home, the hair that should be black in a week due to bhabhi's whitening, turns white in four days.

Atul asked me, Sai, what should I do? Dyeing in a salon? I said let it be! Bhabhi's rado is not available in the market. After hearing this, if Atul says, then from now on, go and dye by hand at home. After the bus, Atul started blackening his head at home. Fifteen days later, Atul's son dyed white. Asking Atul, Gago said that he should have an elder at home! Happy die day daddy. Sairam's Smile Ram

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- Duho of folklore