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"No, Nia! I should bring my stick from the corner! '' Grandpa said to Naniya. They were sitting on a swing and now they had to go to the temple. He asked Nania for a stick.

Nania replied: "Grandpa, should I bring the stick online or offline?"

Grandpa shone. He says: "Alya, what is this online and offline besides bringing a stick lying in the corner, ten feet away? You don't have a habit of talking directly, do you? ”

"Grandpa," says Naniyo, "now it's the same thing, online or offline!" Look at this, Grandpa, our education, everything going to school depends on it. The government says Ghadi, study online, Ghadi says study offline. "

"Naniyo is telling the truth, Grandpa" Naniya's mother came from the kitchen and said: "Now everything is done online and offline. The government does not set any middle-line. Hey Grandpa, the whole government went offline from online. It is so confusing to teach these boys that the boys have stopped talking in their sleep at night: online or offline! Take it, little ones! Take this bag and go to the bell. And let's grind the wheat. "

"Mommy," said the little one, "is it true that we have an electric bell at home?"

"Nania," says mom, "she is like you, Nania!" The moving flour grinds and the moving flour stays upright. It has been infected online and offline. And now it's really stuck in the middle of on-off. If we trust it, we will starve to death. Go beyond that, our desi bell is good, the flour that is bhak-chuk bhak-chuk is crushed! "

"Mommy, if you only order ready-made flour," Nania said: "Add this online number to make offline flour available."

"Nania!" Mom says: "It doesn't ring the flour mill. He will order flour from the flour company and we will deliver it there on our own. All these online-offline expenses are on us and we have to pay first. Then what do we do with our wheat? Keep wheat at home and eat company flour online? ”

Grandpa said: "I asked for a stick from the corner, where did all this online-offline myth come from? Instead, I would have gone to the corner myself and reached the temple with a stick ... "

Naniyo says: "It is not easy to go to such a temple. There, your God will also ask, "Grandpa, did you come online or offline?"

Grandpa says: "My God doesn't ask anyone ..."

"Because it's not the government," she said. From the previous education minister on-off .. gone ... ''

"Mommy! Mommy! '' Naniyo spoke up: '' He did not go alone, he took the whole government. All of our students do the same thing online and offline. And do you want to know what our masters are talking about? "

Mom didn’t have to be flustered by putting flour. Grandpa had to go to the temple. So the two big Ismos said together, "What do your masters say?"

Naniyo says: "Poor gentlemen get confused in the on-off. It is said to open your laptop then it is said, sorry sorry, open your textbook, sorry sorry .. "

Mom says: "Why? Why double sorry? "

Naniyo says: "Because Saheb realizes that the government has not delivered laptops to everyone and text books have not arrived yet." Remain confused. "

Grandpa himself took the stick from the corner. Nanio says: "No, Grandpa, take a stick and give it to us sir

To the government ... "

"And mommy," mommy said.

"Yes Grandpa, don't hit anyone with a stick, don't go hitting" Nania took a bag of wheat for the village bell and said: "Let me drop you off at the temple ? And if so, is it on-line or off-line? '

Grandpa says, "Nania! Will you save me or a bag of wheat? "

Nanio says: 'Don't worry Grandpa, will I save you online and offline wheat bags? Ok? Let's go. '

- Harish Nayak