Funtime.

Bunty returned home early in the evening. Mom asked,

'Son, where were the storms at school today?'

Bunty put the office table and said, 'No mom! Today I didn't get such an opportunity.

Because I was sleeping all day.'

Rahul who was traveling in the bus was sitting with his eyes glued to the mobile phone. After a while the conductor came. He said, 'This mobile will take you far in life.'

Rahul: 'Why?'

Conductor: 'You have taken the ticket for Vadodara, but the bus has crossed Surat...'

Dimpy- your name?

Vishy- Sher Singh.

Dimpy-father's name?

Vichy- Shamshersingh.

Where does Dimpy live?

In a wishy-washy street.

Dimpy- Where is going?

To hunt a vishi-share.

Dimpy- So why are you standing here?

Wishy-Dogs stand ahead!